Apparently I have a different definition of free. Mine isn't "sign up for two offers that you pay money for and if you cancel within 13 days we won't charge your credit card $69.99 monthly plus 9.99 shipping and handling with product to follow until we discover some other way to take your money. Then just get five friends to sign up for three offers, and have each of your five friends sign up five friends for three offers and after the people that you've signed up give us $2000 then we give you A FREE MACBOOK!!!!!"
Ephesians 1:5-6 "In love he predestined us to be adopted as his sons through Jesus Christ, in accordance with his pleasure and will— to the praise of his glorious grace, which he has freely given us in the One he loves."
There's no fine print.
But at least my teeth are whiter.
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